| bUCcHakeI: goddamn I'm hungry
sugarplum i27: OH
bUCcHakeI: ?
sugarplum i27: OH
bUCcHakeI: ....
sugarplum i27: oh
bUCcHakeI: wtf
bUCcHakeI: are you faking an orgasm for me =D
sugarplum i27: ?
sugarplum i27: hahaha
sugarplum i27: no
bUCcHakeI: DAMN IT |
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| Lo and behold, who but he who might possibly be the man with some sort of the plan has held back on the writing and given way to bad quotes and badder quoting. I wouldn't blame you if it weren't for that whole...how you say "bicycles".
Bicycles?
Yes. Bicycles.
So as this year winds down, it has come to my attention that I need to wind up a great deal things more than my indolence might give away. In this fashion do I endeavor to compile a list of things I might need to adress:
Starting...here.
No wait here.
ok end list. You see, the more I try to pin down the prevalent things in life, the more they slip through my teeth like so much fine floss. And who could blame anyone, even me? When one stage nears it end, everything coalesces to the point where you simply want to cast it all off and be done with the whole ordeal. Taking after none other than the stately and upright amoeba, I have descended into a puddle of okonimiyaki, curry, and ramen, the likes of which a sixth should have killed me a semester ago. I suppose the best way to describe this ungraceful exit out of high school would not be complete without mentioning the weight gain. Hyprocrisy never tasted so good.
I wanted to write more but I'm tasting your tears that you've shed reading this fine work of literary gold. |
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| teh joys bf: haha you look so young
teh joys bf: you dork
joYboNg14: haha
joYboNg14: shut up
joYboNg14: and stop staring at my boobs |
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| teh joys bf: omg I want a double-breatsted suit though
joYboNg14: haha double breasted |
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| "I can't help thinking of the Hippolytus of Euripedes, where the early licentiousness of Thesus is probably responsible for the asceticism of the son that helps bring about the tragedy that ruins them all. If nothing else, that episode with the Wac should teach you the evil of sexual immortality."
"It teaches me the evil of candy." |
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